People of Britain,
Please don't vote for that evil, nationalist, British political party in today's election.
You know, the one with the white-supremacist; old-boys; send the foreigners home-type manifesto. The one with the evil leader with the greasy, parted hair and the whites of his knuckles showing, as he talks about his plans for peace...you know, the party that dress up in pvc fetish clothing and pay for prozzies and crack on their expenses...you know, the ones that shape-shift into 15 foot reptiles and feast on blood at the royal palace on the solstice...you know the ones...the Conservative Party. Yes, that's the bastards, right. So, don't vote for them (unless you want more poor people to die in the next 5-10 years, of course)
This has been a partly-political broadcast. Thank you.